The 'can we just stop trying to appoint a leader' Coalition

Have you ever thought “Huh, I kinda don’t want some random forumer to be a dictator.”?

WELL THEN I HAVE THE OPTION FOR YOU!

Screw bluefighter, mari, that other guy who’s name I forgot or scoobert (more like poobert am I right). become your own dictator today!

We only have 2 rules !

number 1: follow the forum rules and be nice
number 2: you are your own boss!

No more dictators
No more weird rules [1]
and absolutely no removal of certain groups of people because you think they’re inherently sexual for some dumbass reason

For a limited time only, you get a super special, Super cool, totally awesome!!!
golden star badge!!!
kindly claim yours below

Cool badge!
Drum roll please!
Can you feel the excitement building?
Just one more!


Isn’t it glorious?
this is so much better than what the dictators are trying to give you.

(Also the badge can be used to get 1 free cookie at the cafeteria)

Join the coalition today!


  1. unless you think the forum rules are weird (some of them are but most are just common sense, so if you disagree with this statement because of those specific weird ones, fair) ↩︎

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Fine, we’ll have a normal anarcho-syndicalist commune that just gets turned into a dictatorship in an unforseen and sudden coup…

okay but like, only one of them will get some jesters in here
the forums need more jester themed jesters. also it’s funny to back people in random leadership disputes.
then again, scoobert slander is always a W

you can be your own boss! and add those jesters yourself!

If you elect me as a totalitarian dictator, I promise to take this as my nefarious agenda

sorry, rule 2
we can’t do that

Well be your own boss and choose me as your boss

but then you will be the boss and you wouldn’t be your own boss anymore

i like this im joining

this is gonna erupt into an argument isnt it

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But you can be your own boss and actively choose me as your boss all the time because you’re your own boss and can choose who can be your boss

The Misinput dictatorship approves of this post

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:(

what did i do :sob:

:3 lowkey does have a dictatorship, they may ban us as they please

im in as long as i get to be the leader /silly

Scoobert Constitutional Republic is still the best btw

im going to introduce these empires to the concept of showering and touching grass