oh no they GET this one, they can say they legitimately can’t play from lag cause I’ve seen it first hand you infant child, ignorant to the flaws of being Australian only knowing the surface level deep stuff. you do not have the acquired knowledge to beat me in any sense of Australian pestering for Eons, I’ve been bullying Australians since January 1st, 1901.
but…
There is no But. you have never HEARD of australian internet have you? the horrid inhuman amalgamation that is their “wi-fi” it is a untamed unloved beast that used to be far worse, and only now is still lacking in so many assets, it’s comparing 1990’s internet to nowadays internet in terms of how god awful nausea inducing it is.
but there can be Butts, that’s funny
but they’re australian and they’re a first world country
do you know what Australia was before it became “Civilized” as they like to call themselves? a prison island, Getting internet to australia is so much harder than you could ever imagine, the beasts down there would RIP cables to pieces if they wanted. they may be a “First world Country” but they are not a country nor in any firsts, they are criminals who are absolutely incredibly durable and insane. also funny but that’s not here nor there
that’s why I’m drawn to Australians, they’re fucking stupid and I love it
are you seriously trying to make an egyptian sympathize with australians
god no just making you understand insulting them for being unable to physically play the game makes you the stupider of the two, instead say Cunt in an american accent, that’ll piss them off far more than anything you say about their internet could do.
you’re trying to make me sympathize with australians arent you
ha caught you buddy, that wont work on me!
Incase it isn’t clear, I have only given them 3 things, 1 they’re funny, 2 they’re insane and unwell, and 3 you can’t talk smack about their internet cause they WILL just accept it. you’re the one trying to think I’m trying to convince some midwest squash enjoyer to think australians should be get pity, (they shouldn’t god abandoned them long ago and they revel in it.)
uh uh you cant do that, get that ass banned 
Happy (very late) birthday
I would join the tourney but unfortunaly no puter
rip
ALSO I LITTERALY JUST DISCOVERED NOW THAT MY MOUSE WHEEL IS ALSO BROKEN, WHAT THE FUCK
broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
are you talking to joser or
definitely not me, I didn’t announce anything birthday related.
nope, just ranting about how the hell this mouse that i barely use broke
He meant the birthday thing