Old (banned name) was stomping around
AO forums like a big playground
When suddenly Headless burst from the shade
And hit (banned name) with a ban grenade
(Banned name) got p*ssed and chose to ban evade
But didn’t expect to be blocked by Crusade
Who proceeded to open up a suggestion thread
When ponsru21 (presumed to be dead)
Started beating up our friend Crusade
Then Headless doused them both with lemonade
But before Headless could pull yet another ban
Realisticbanana came back a changed man
And Randomness gave him the Fire Curse
And he obliterated Headless, just him first
But then FC ended and he ran away
Because Vetex decided to save the day
This is the forumer showdown of forumer destiny
Admins, banned guys and suspensions, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the forumer showdown of forumer destiny
(Banned name) took a bite out of our man Vetex
Like BlueFighter taking bites out of ancient texts
And then Crusade came back covered in a tire track
But Dubious jumped out and landed on his back
And Headless was injured and trying to get steady
When Realisticbanana came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he dipped
(Mighta been Deron having a power trip)
Then Optie saw (banned name) sneaking from behind
And he reached for Arpee whom he just couldn’t find
‘Cause Headless anon’d him and did the same to Optie
And Dubious came to deliver the autopsy
Then he jumped in the air and did a cool spin
While Realisticbanana finally logged back in
Next to Vetex, Headless, and Misinput
Nearly got permabanned but didn’t make the cut
This is the forumer showdown of forumer destiny
Admins, banned guys and suspensions, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the forumer showdown
Admins sang out an immaculate swansong
Down from the heavens descended Colonsque
Who delivered a kick which could shatter platinum
Into the crotch of, well, Platinum
Who fell over on the ground, he was almost gone
When he revealed he was actually (banned name)
But the admins were forced to terminate
Giving Colonsque more time to instigate
Then TeamJB1 and teamjb4
And Dudeman and fartman1314
And Ultimateblaze and Ellis2k
And LiterallyHermes and Mr_hyperspace
Midnight and Archenhailor
WarmWater and motormikester
Divanochi, LiterallyLoki
Every single moderator
Yrni0 and IJustComplain
Sock, TheTom, wheatwhole and westloonlake
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And kicked Colonsque in his pedo ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the forums ever saw
With TL1s looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many accounts banned but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Sykadelik running Woven Together
This is the forumer showdown of forumer destiny
Admins, banned guys and suspensions, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the forumer showdown (The forumer showdown)
This is the forumer showdown (The forumer showdown)
This is the forumer showdown of forumer destiny
