The forumers are now a bunch of cartoon supervillains, invent a device that does something very eeviill (mildly annoying)

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Mwahahahaha! Greetings fellow supervillains, this post is where we share ideas for absolutely DIABOLICAL contraptions that will SURELY help us achieve world domination!!! Here’s my EVILLLL ideas:

-a reverse backstratcher that makes your back itchier

-shower that interrupts your thoughts when you have good ideas

-pillow thats always the wrong temperature

-houseplant that doesn’t respect your privacy

This batch of EVVIIILLLLICIOUS inventions are my pride and evilish joy, what have you fellow villains and malefactors concocted??? :smiling_imp: :pregnant_man: :japanese_ogre: :cake:

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hey how about we make a machine that writes quality posts

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H-

How is that evil

Did you walk into the wrong convention center

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the antitaxipredictinator
it randomly makes your brakes and engine decelerate and accelerate a bit faster or slower whenever you try so you can never accurately predict it

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Hmm yes very malicious, would make parking a truly nightmarish task, but it could probably be fixed easily if the victim just, replaces the faulty part or removes the invention…

So I rate it like, a 7.6/10

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you’ve heard of atomic weapons that can level cities before, but just wait until you see my latest invention: the rotomic bomb! this bomb will, instead of leveling cities, UNlevel them, rotating them by a random amount in all three axes. the property damage will be immense

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better yet nothing moves in the city until the blocks update (something touches them)

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Wait that sounds kind of bad-

Funny but I think the point of being villains is to inconvenience people not hurt them

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A tool that pours milk in first then cereal second

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Instant 9/10

That is so evil I can almost cry

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yes, but the episode ends with the hero failing to stop the scheme and the bomb finally going off just for it to rotate everything by exactly 0 degrees, neutralising the villain’s plan

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A line of shirts that slowly but surely gets smaller and smaller constantly, even while you are wearing it

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Wait, no, better idea

Everything is rotated very slightly.

veeerryy slightly.

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Thats california

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A magical device that turns everyone into obsessive and stubborn fools!
I’ll dub it the ‘internet’.

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hey, your house’s foundation is ruined then, i’ll take that as a win

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Anyways theoretically, an evil tool is an ai that writes romance but the way dubious does it

Thats my last idea before I get banished

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Well it’s definitely inconvenient

Which is exactly what we want to do as the L.O.V.E.A.N.D.K.I.S.S.E.S

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Nyahahahaha! With my newly obtained super evil genius geniusness I shall create the most EVIL devices of them all!
The self sprayinator!
A spray bottle that sprays water onto yourself nyahahahaha!
UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN
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Sending you to the evil dungeon for that