The Forums Bestiary

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Zachacat0305:
Drops:
Cat ears 50%
Cat tail 50%
The Forbidden Chip 0.01%

Most commonly found in the Off-topic region
100% spawn chance in cat-based areas
Will avoid the PvP region
Can be instantly summoned without tagging them by meowing

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fartman1314 aka Jimmy Crest
10% spawn chance at Limestone Key
always drops one of the following:
Note (Poland Lover)
Note (Rushdown Mage)
Note (Fire Magic)
Note (Taxi Driver)
only uses close range fire magic spells

J0n

Drops:
1/10 chance for a book filled with brainrot from front to back

1/10 chance for my shadow magic

1/10 chance for my FREAK

1/1000 chance for a small crumpled up note that says in big words I AM FREAKY DEAKY

Most commonly found in off topic yapping about brainrot

Iris

Drops:

1/8 chance for a random bad joke

1/5 chance for a stone greatsword called “Gravy Slayer”

1/20 chance to drop a certain sigil

Can rarely be found around Grand Navy bases and game discussion/off topic threads. Can be summoned by asking a question about something which was posted on the forums before.

Sykadelik
100% spawn chance in roleplay
75% spawn chance in RFAO, Patch Notes, and off-topics
40% spawn chance anywhere else

Drops:
Lore they weren’t meant to drop (100%)
Excessive trauma (55%)

Jared

Drops:

1/2 chance for Loser Essence

1/3 chance for absolutely nothing made into an item

1/5 chance for Great Touhou Slayer Sword

Mostly found in Off-topic region
Can be summoned by posting about Touhou
Can be pacified by throwing eggs at him
Rare chance to randomly appear in any topic for no reason( 5%)
if given tl4 becomes unstoppable

MKBlackbird, the Fanatic Purifier

Can be found on any wilderness island, however has a heightened spawn rate on Cedar Arch.
Will automatically aggro onto any user of Shadow Magic.


Drops:
Bottle of Plasma Essence - 1/5 Drop rate- Upon use, your primary magic will be changed to Plasma Magic.

“Shadow Infection Studies” - 1/1 Drop rate - A journal detailing the Fanatic’s studies of what they believe to be an infection spreading across the War Seas.

Fanatic’s Mask - 1/10 Drop rate - Power/Speed accessory, 90 EP. Additionally gives +2 Warding. Level 140-320.


Combat Tips:
The Fanatic can place lingering magic circles that act as traps, which when approached, will trap you in for a few seconds. Destroy them with an attack before they’re triggered.

While extremely damaging, the Fanatic’s Ultimate Art temporarily increases the amount of damage they take per hit. Use this to your advantage.

Shadow Magic does reduced damage towards the Fanatic - ensure you unimbue your attacks or utilize your second magic.

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Galaxi the Wanderer
Found randomly in many different topics, but mostly game discussion, suggestions, and off topic
Will run when attacked
Drops:
Invisible Essence 1/10 Drop rate. Upon use, 80% of forumers will forget you exist
Cool Laser Gun 1/4 Drop rate. Fires small but high speed and mediocre damage lasers.

Archenhailor, the Mentally Unhinged Creator

Behavior:
Aggressive if you have 100k+ renown
Drawn to PvP regions

Spawn Chance:
98% off topic
2% anywhere else

Drops:
50% Polls
50% USB with text file about a weird topic
16.67% Trauma
33.33% Yappery text about my game or story

Note: can obtain multiple drops at once because each drop is rolled individually to see whether the player gets it, can get all at once if lucky enough

Ultimate, the Observer

Spawns:
Off-topic 50%
Game Discussion 30%
Secret tl3 chat: 75%
In-game: 0.5%
Caution: uses stealth to observe in most cases, so these chances could be much higher

Drops:
Manifested Nothing 90%
A Like 75% (max of 20 a day)
Mystery Gel 15%
Vial of Insanity 3% (Gives motivation to farm every event 10 times in the first week)
Weird Ass Lore 1% (Sometimes furry)
Hecate Essence in a Bottle 0.5% (Grants double jump)
Joke Book 0.1% (contains a Quantum Physics textbook)

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Sounds delicious, when can we cook them?

That’s crazy

Crazy, I was crazy once

Self proclaimed “freethinkers” when someone says “crazy”

huh

i need to remberer to do this later

Are you crazy because you are craziest, or are you the craziest because you are crazy?

Ponsru

Spawns:
40% off topic
30% Arcane Oddities/RFAO
29% In a random Roblox game
1% Personal Tracking

Drops:
1/3 Random meme
1/7 Random AO image
1/10 A bad joke

Events on kill:
1/50 chance to not spawn for the next 6 months, the player is given a picture of the main file as a compensation

This is just like pilgrammed! pretend the rest of the post is just me rambling about pilgrammed over and over

Leg Corn

Spawns:
30% Off Topic
60% Anything PvP Related
10% Other

Behavior:
Immediately aggroes if you are in a clan
Will flee into Ravenna Castello if your Kill to Hour ratio is higher than 5:1
Will flee if you use more than 50 attack size

Drops:
100% Pokemon Knowledge
10% The Game of Lost Souls
1% the rights to the Sol Garden clan

I thought that was the Solar Oath subclan (Sol’s Garden) for a second there.
Granted, it seems you guys are older than that subclan’s current name.