Jared
Drops:
1/2 chance for Loser Essence
1/3 chance for absolutely nothing made into an item
1/5 chance for Great Touhou Slayer Sword
Mostly found in Off-topic region
Can be summoned by posting about Touhou
Can be pacified by throwing eggs at him
Rare chance to randomly appear in any topic for no reason( 5%)
if given tl4 becomes unstoppable