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I had the urge to see how bad this could go.

Instructions
1 - Write a line of a poem, continuing on from the person above you.
It can be about anything just make it as terrible as possible.
I would start but I have no inspiration at all.

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I will start

Bandits steal, Pirates travel the sea
A wise man once said, “this truly was an Arcane Odyssey”

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Knights defend, the Navy is our safeguard
I want Lady Carina to step on my face oh so hard

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One who fought like Hoarah Loux (Funny phase 2 elden ring boss)
A warrior in cold blood and pure strength
The shining berserker awaits for battle

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Wizards search in hopes of a magic miracle
But they soon had to face a giant obstacle

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“World of Magic is a fun game”, Once said a poor lad
Guys stop making this an actual poem, we need to make it extremely bad

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no

The god of crimson stands in front
The insidious, treacherous. mischievous aura grows and glows
The creaton of the crimson stands in front

And I don’t care about poems being light-hearted :tomfoolery:

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In search of treasure a young pirate said.
¨I need old boots so I can make myself a bed ¨

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Approximately a minute had past, lady carina is destroying a mans face
Her steel legs had left him no chance of escape but while having his head crushed only a grin remained

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all this wonder made by a man
whose most famous line was

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A famous line indeed…
One that would go down In history

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I want Iris and lady carina to step on me
I want to feel a woman

  • Not me
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and then the berserker, clutching his art
fell to the ground and died

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the sand beneath him sunk like shit just like how my dog just did (im beating him)

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He fell into the darkness, to his death
The women above shook her head
She was mad that it was not fun
To fight the man that was now dead

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she puked in horror from the sight
of the man’s horribly mangled body
before promptly asking for a towel
but nobody was around to hear

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“Why, Oh Why? Have the gods forsaken us?”
“A flash, and a scream, and then unyielding darkness”
“Fading away, a light ceased to permeate”
“A Wish of vengeance, blank evermore”

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Suddenly she realized that this entire poem made no fucking sense and decided to confront the council for their guidance

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“But the council only declared ‘This poem is too cringe for us’.”

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"Then the grand navy said ‘to true’ "