NOTE: I copy and pasted the doom slayer’s testament and editted it for humor. Don’t think I’m a writing prodigy for making this.
In the first age, in the first battle, when the fursuits first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Yiff, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Electric State seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Bag Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him… the Furry Slayer. Tempered by the fires of Hell, his iron will remained steadfast through the passage that preys upon the weak. For he alone was the Hell Walker, the Unchained Predator, who sought retribution in all quarters, dark and light, fire and ice, in the beginning and the end, and he hunted the slaves of Furs with barbarous cruelty; for he passed through the divide as none but demon had before. And in his conquest against the blackened souls of the doomed, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the corn power bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his might he crushed the obsidian pillars of the Furry Conventions. He set forth without pity upon the beasts of the nine circles. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding, the Furry Slayer sought to end the dominion of the dark realm. The age of his reckoning was uncounted. The furries carved his name deep in the tablets of Discord servers across eons, and each battle etched terror in the hearts of the furries. They knew he would come, as he always had, as he always will, to feast on the blood of the wicked. For he alone could draw strength from his fallen foes, and ever his power grew, swift and unrelenting.
None could stand before the horde but the Furry Slayer. Despair spread before him like a plague, striking fear into the fursuit-dwellers, driving them to deeper and darker pits. But from the depths of the abyss rose The Great One, a champion mightier than all who had come before. The Omega Furry, of immeasurable power and ferocity. He strode upon the plain and faced the Furry Slayer, and a mighty battle was fought on the desolate plains. The Omega Furry fought with the fury of the countless that had fallen at the Furry Slayer’s hand, but there fell the Furry, and in his defeat the furry horde were routed. And in his terrible rancor between worlds and through time, the Hell Walker found the wretch who shall not be named, but in his heresy was loyal to his evil cause. The wretch adorned the Furry Slayer in a mighty armor, wrought in the forges of the forbidden furry realm, impenetrable and unyielding. With sword and shield of c0rN titanium strength, the Furry Slayer set to banishing all that were left unbroken by his savagery to the void. Yet as the mighty Omega Furry fell and dread engulfed the armies of UwU, the furry priests of the Furry Conventions laid a trap to capture this scourge of c0rN. Insatiable, even by the vanquishing of the Omega Furry, the Hell Walker sought prey in the tombs of the OwO Keep. And blinded by his fervor, the lure drew him in. The priests brought down the temple upon the Furry Slayer, and in his defeat entombed him in the cursed sarcophagus. The mark of the Furry Slayer was burned upon his crypt, a warning to all of the furry community that the terror within must never be freed. There he lies still, and ever more, in silent suffering.
