The Hatch release date

Yo, the release date for roblox’s next event just dropped


https://x.com/Roblox/status/1932838162411540657

Place your bets on how bad it’s going to be

I’ll bet 20 Robux it’s going to include…

Several games that are pay to win
At least one simulator
Aaaaandd…
A game where one of the studio members turns out to be a kiddo liker

Any takers?

nothing anybody cares about probably

at least 2 bladeball clones

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oh boy i can’t wait to play mcshitfuck tower defence for 30 hours to get a shitty accessory

Can’t wait for it to be terrible and miserable and for me to 100% it anyways

grow a hatch

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it should be renamed to “The disappointment”

what the hell guys

roblox announced that they’re doing something similar to an egg hunt for the first time in five years, right after arguably their best event in the last 6 years, and your knee-jerk reaction is to assume it’s gonna be terrible?

like yeah, there’s always that chance that it won’t be good. and there’s a decent chance it won’t feel the same ever again (and it likely won’t, since you have aged 7 years since EH2018). but come on, this is the reason why so many people complain about this forum all the time. needlessly negative echo-chamber for no good reason at all

games that are included:
-literally anything but arcane odyssey
-grow a garden (obligatory)

guys!!! everyone say thanks to the multibillionaire corporation!!!

btw if the event gets another battle pass slop im going to laught at your face

I mean it’s just pattern recognition and logical reasoning. Roblox is a multi billionaire corporate company whose largest demographic are kids. A large part of their goal is to just make profit.

Kids love slop games. I know back in 2011-2014 I definitely did. So it makes sense that those same type of games are going to reappear during this Easter event.

So you can’t blame people on the forums for expecting the Easter event to be mega doo doo. Especially when alot on the forums are older teens, teens transitioning to adulthood or full grown adults.

I’m not gonna say it’s going to be objectively garbage. I’ll say it’s going to be garbage to people who id assume or know are around my age potentially younger or older.

Or who knows. Maybe it will hit hard w us.

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which one are you talking about again

is it the 2018 egg hunt? no? lol dont care frfr

hunt mega edition was good. the mega tokens were fun and made everyone work together to solve them. there were some bad ones but overall it was a good experience. thats why i have faith that this one might be good

im not saying you have to glaze them until its out. im saying that its draining to see everyone being instantly negative on anything that ever happens

only 2 of them were
pressure and utg

There’s so much darkness at my back :pensive_face:


That’s me fr fr :black_heart: :black_heart: :black_heart:

this is gonna be even worse than the haunt or classic

just because it was their best event in the last 6 years doesn’t mean it was a good event

it’s like saying your english mark in the exams was the best mark out of all your exams but it’s still a fucking 20