SOMEWHERE IN THE A B Y S S
“Heheheheh…"
”Heheheheh… I’m so cool… heheheheh…”
”…”
”The alarm? of course it had to be now of all times…”
”Damnit… What’s the problem?”
”Uugghhhh…”
”I hate doing these…”
”Well”
”Here’s goes nothing!”
Meanwhile
”Hurgggghhhh…”
”Yo… Sasha… you good?”
Sasha replied hoarsely:
“Does it look like I’m good?!”
Mysterious zipper vanishing noise
Troy clenched his jacket tightly.
”Eugh… now that you mention it… I don’t feel so good either… is this maybe Murdock’s powers still affecting us…?”
”ROY LOOK OU-”
BBZZZZZZAAAAAAAOOOOOOOORRRRRRRPPPPPP
”OH MY GO- WHAT THE FU-”
”Ooooh I have a hat and a whip now!”
Before our heroes could celebrate their changes, an angry cockney accent breaks through
”HAHA! KARMA’S A REAL WANKER INNIT EH?!”
”Oh yeah we caught this guy a while ago after he escaped on that weird green car”
”I wonder why we never really put more emphasis on that”
”AHAHAHAHA!! YOU TWO’S REACTION WAS BLOODY PRECIOUS!! I CAN’T STOP LAUGHI-”
To be continued…