The Most Random Threat You've Ever Heard?

“Im Going To Give You A Fourth Degree Burn”

“Don’t eat that, its for someone else”

“Don’t eat the rat poison or you might go to the hospital”

"Please stop banging my ribcage with a metal bat :nerd_face: "

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“I swear to god, I will break into your house, hide your TV remote, unplug your router, flood your sinks, leave your refrigerator door open, and eat your pizza.”

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“DON’T MAKE ME UNLEASH MY INNER TELEPHONE POLE”

“consider this a threat”
(image of apple)

@wide_dog’s “I will fondle your spleen” still haunts me

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“i am going to reverse engineer your spine”

“i’m going to fucking laser you with my laser eyes”

this one disturbs me.

I…

I don’t know why but…

it’s just…

:fr:

homelander…?

who

think edgy Superman knockoff

damn

Idk if it was me, Mis or the internet that said it to me first but “… Or I’ll stab your kneecaps with a butter knife”

ayo?

Where was this

Just heard “I am going to pull an omori on you”

what does this even mean? push the person down a staircase? hang them? or something else?