This is amazingly absurd, I actually drew Calvus and yes, as an asshole.
Look what he did to Alba, he made her cry 
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Hehe fork talk
With the bronze fork
“Love won’t change my taste buds Alba” - Calvus probably
hmm, time to kill Calvus again
nobody disrespects the little goober like that
If Alba does that, she will hurt herself too. She is a Ravennan 
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now draw Calvus orbital striking Alba shortly after his statement
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Idk who you are or what that goober is but shame on King Calvus the Fourth for not liking the goober’s 'ghetti!
“Fair and benevolent king” my ass! 
that’s it, i confiscate your breathing priviliges
Mamma Mia!
This pasta tastes like SHIT!
And suddenly, the pasta is the best I’ve ever tasted.
I am Italian💀
