greeting
recently, i came across a topic discussing why Theos is so strong
some people say that he’s simply built different
however, i’d argue that he’s named different
and i have an undeniable proof right here
as you can see, “Theo”, despite being extremely similar to “Theos” ( only missing a s )
is basically the opposite of the chad, buffed, the literal incarnate of pure DILF energy that is “Theos”
instead, “Theo” ( ugh ) is scrawny, peite, pathetic and weak
a disgrace to the art
an insult to the name
in conclusion, the true and objectively right reason why Theos is so strong is because: he has the s in his name
thank you for coming tonight and watch me blabbering at 3 in the morning
this was Melissa ( on crack )
goodnight