she’s the highest level named npc in the game (to my knowledge), head of shieldguard, pretty solid drip, and user of freaking GRAVITY magic
except she has quite possibly the most braindead ai in existence
this stupid ass motherfucker has zero object permanence
you can literally turn a corner and she’d forget you ever existed
heck, you could probably cover your face with your hand and she’d go “ah! where did that criminal scum go!”
she’s probably the type of person to think if she can’t see you you can’t see her
and that’s not even mentioning her pathfinding skills
apparently she doesn’t know you could walk around walls over jump over small amounts of debris cus that motherfucking will find a way to drown in a fucking puddle
stupid ass boss carried by the dumb wall anti cheese mechanic thingy holy moly
i’m even wondering how the hell she has the capacity to learn magic because i’m convinced she is not a human
there is no concievable way she is on the same level of evolution as you and i
to compare her intelligence to a lobotomized dark sea mutated anchovy suffering from brain tumours would be an insult to lobotomized dark sea mutated anchovies suffering from brain tumours
“you’re well out of your league… i’ll have to show you your place! ” yeah yeah amelia let’s get you back to the nursing home
She’s part of the grand navy, that’s why. It’s common knowledge that every gravy member is fraud - they send level 270s to hunt level 140s, after all. They must be compensating level-wise for their clearstone sized brain.
it’s when she forgets you exist while stuck in a tiny hole so you can’t hit her cus of the anti cheese mechanic
it brings the worst outta a simple man just trying to farm cloaks
I don’t think forgetting what’s standing 2 meters in front of you is “giving someone a chance” we call that an indicator of cognitive decline due to aging
” yeah yeah amelia let’s get you back to the nursing home
