Theory: The Juraserva and their paper supply. (Cryonical Exposed) (Gone wrong) (Police called)

Now… I’ve been thinking.

How the hell does the Juraserva deliver newspapers to every resident in the war seas? Surely that requires an astronomical amount of paper? Clearly, there is something more to this.

My answer: Curse users.
And which curse user?
None other than Tobi themself.

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Now we know the source of this paper, we need to find out who writes the Agora and who distributes it.
After 5 seconds of digging in the trello I found the answer.

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Cryonical.
We know Cryo has experience with writing newspapers, and have you not thought it suspicious that the last edition of ToF was a few days before AOs release?

Ignore this

So then… If Cryonical writes the Agora and Tobi is the printer, who edits and distributes the papers.
I think we can safely assume the editor is Doc,
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But how can a single person distribute the whole newspaper across the entire sea cluster?

We entirely missed out one person, Infernoferno, the speed demon.
The person reverse pickpocketing these newspapers into our inventory is none other than the fernofernofernofernofernofernofernofernofernoferno, fastest blade in the bronze sea.

And now I can safely say that the Agora is just a rebranded ToF and the Juraserva have been hiding under our noses all this time…

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And to think I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids.

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Putpocketing

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Truly an arcane odyssey

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Its an Odyssey Feed conspiracy in other words?

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I’ve always headcannoned it that the Agora is less of a newpaper and more of a compilation of information that just happens to be in paper form.

I still like how Cryo absolutely ratioed me

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