Things you would do if you became the Dark Lord

As the title says, what would you do, if you became the evil antagonist in real life? Take your ideas in any aspect, let it be something from a fantasy story like Lord of the Rings and etc.

A thing I would do if I became the dark lord

I would give my prisoned victims an unlimited access to the Internet.

idk i’d go blow up the statue of liberty or some shit

Magically remove half the human population’s faces and put them onto edible monsters.

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Create deathly poisonous lookalikes of every single edible plant and spread them around so they become super common

I would mute everyones taste buds or make them super enpowered then after a year make then return to normal so everyone will be dying of flavour or dying of not enough flavour

Or swap the effects do thosr who had muted have empowered and empowered have muted

Burn everyone I dislike from the inside out, least vital organs first

Hire advisors snd stuff and actually try to be a good ruler of my empire while using psychological warfare tactics against the other kingdoms to make them easier to conquer and after a thousand years, disappear without a trace and see what happens.

“and when the world needed him most, he vanished” ahh

vanquished

Nice

One thing i would do as torture is: Inject them with Acid so they melt from the inside out

Probably steal the body of a great sage after being defeated once to continue my nefarious plans

I would raise an unbreakable, labyrinthine tower of a thousand floors and act as if my throne room is on its last when it’s on the thousandth secret basement floor.

Sage?

As in…

Sage Sage “Sage” Sage, Sage of Sage Sages of Sage Sage?

Also known as @sock

i would steal everyones faces

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Steal the moon

Puppies for everyone who wants one, four day work week, make healthcare and access to water and food universal rights across the globe

von karma is that you?

Violently mandate niceness

peak fiction