This clan is wrong. its time to talk about it

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so idk if you guys have heard of them but theres a clan in odyssey called the church of iris, i saw a member in my server and i was kinda confused by it, why would woman have a church named after her, shes not even christian? so i read the description and i saw what the problem was, they actually thought iris was a goddess that wants to be worshipped but thats not true. iris is an amazing woman, she is beuautiful, smart, caring, strong, sweet, fierce, nurturing, warm, determined, bashful, coraguos, fertile, passionate, affectionate, gracious, loving, benign, admirable, protective, keen, delightful, delectable, and so many other things but still above all this my wonderful wife is human. she loves like a human, poops like a human, and gets pregnant, just like a you and me because shes a human. even though her angelic eyes and her heavenly hair and everything about her seem like they ascend all mortal understanding, the most amazing thing about her is that she lives through life the same way i do. it lets me connect with her. we can live through each other, see the world from each others point of view, share the same pain, joy, pleasure, and suffering. it makes the bond we share, the love we have for each other, so much more intimate and impactful. one thiong i will never do… i would NEVER take iris’s humanity away from her. i brought the clan up to iris the other day and she told me about how uncomfortable it made her that so many people looked at her like she was some kind of freak of nature. she said she wished all those people would go outside and touch grass and take a shower because theyre all chronically online weirdos. but that’s not enough for me… every single person that made iris feel this way needs to DIE!!! and the burden falls on me to carry out this mission. you hear that church of iris??? I’M GONNA KILL YOU, EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!!! I EVER CATCH YOU LOLLYGAGGING IN THE BRONZE SEA, BETTER PRAY TO WHATEVER OTHER GODS ARE OUT THERE CAUSE IRIS AINT GONNA SAVE YOU FROM MY WRATH. you better watch out, im coming on all of you, the hunt starts now, so be ready.

the devil himself would be a helpless gazelle in my jaws if i found out he hurt my lioness.

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every clan is wrong and we should talk about abolishing the feature as a whole

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based opinion

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I ain’t reading allat

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be careful, he WILL go on chat gpt again if he needs to

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average church of iris member

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another copypasta to my collection

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Someone please explain

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i also dont get it
she can literally die to a gunpowder barrel
why goddess when you can kill her with the stuff in red barrels lying around THE ENTIRE WAR SEAS???

arent deities supposed to be strong and nearly immortal? (they CAN die)
if Iris is a deity, does that mean you can just kill off every other god with the gunpowder barrels from redwake? that means that the entirety of redwake is capable of defeating tens, if not hundreds of gods!

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church of iris is cringe but this post is more cringe

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she comes back tho

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yeah brother i aint reading allat

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every boss comes back, you trying to say she’s not mortal?

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Sounds like you should join them

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well she hasn’t died or stayed dead yet so

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When the boss “comes back” it’s a mirage. Meaning the boss didn’t actually come back, it’s an illusion. Hence, Iris is not proven as a goddess.

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erm actually this further proves she has godly powers if she can summon a mirage of herself

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that would make every npc a god

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Iggy

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they don’t have simps tho

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