so i was talking to my friend matt today (minutes ago) and i saw this ant on my screen. So i was like “well fuck i gotta get him off”. So i tried to push on him with my finger…Nothing happened. This guy wasn’t touched at all. I questioned what the fuck happened. AND THEN, I PUSHED ON THE SCREEN HARDER, SO IT STOPPED MOVING. At this point, i was like “what the fuck why cant i remove the ant”. Then i realized. The ant is in my fucking screen. This TINY ASS MOTHERFUCKER IS STUCK IN MY SCREEN AND WILL BE STUCK INSIDE OF IT FOR ETERNITY. There’s a small minuscule opening on the corner of my computer, so it probably entered through there. Now there’s an annoying tiny ass line on my computer and i guess he’s my damn guardian angel now. I’m not angry, more of “pissed”. This son of a bitch dude. Hope we become good friends though but god damn fuck him dude. (the red circle is my new dead ant friend. Yes i use windows 7.) 
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i feel like im 
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suffering
Oh, but do you know rule 34?
NO.
dont
If it makes you feel any bettter, same thing happened to me a long while ago.
At least it’s a good marker for where to charge my mana to cast Snarvindur in rogue lineage ripoffs.
bruh that sounds horrible lmao
the ant confuses me
Bruh.
in my house a fruit fly got stuck inside the tv screen so this is relatable
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