Trigno gave us Roblox
Kim Jong un told me if I beat him in a krunker match he let me be dictator for a day
God said if I won in monopoly he would let me be the supreme force while he goes to the bathroom
Verdes convinced Bill Gates to let be be CEO of Microsoft for a day
Trigno figured out who Joe is
Oh yeah? Well uh…
My dog said if I give him belly rub I can become god for a day!
Verdes knows Obama’s last name
Dog backwards is God
Therefore he will actually send you to the pits of the underworld (jk jk)
Nah man cats do that dogs love humans, we’ve been together since fricking 69 bce
I agree, maybe we have some common ground
Let us, trigno, and verdies play a calm match of monopoly together in a timely and gentlemanly fashion, proving our manner of utmost manliness in a feud of mortgages
But I wanna play thumb war like a real man
Ok but…
How does this have anything to do with what we’re talking about?
nah real men play this
dang
not even im that real of a man to handle that
Counterpoint: rock paper scissors best out of 3
nah bro mario kart is where legends settle the debates
so thats why my parents separated
they played mario kart
huh
Cough cough smash bros melee cough cough
I’ve heard people call yellow lightning cool so please don’t harass me