Time Machine Question

You find yourself in possession of a single use time machine. It can only go into the past to any time or place in the history of Earth. It can carry up to 500 Kilograms of mass, including your own mass.

What do you bring with you and where do you go? Or do you just not use the time machine?

I’d not use the time machine. I don’t even know what time to go back to or what to change

i fix my life

That’s 500kg of people who I can get rid off without anyone knowing.
“Hey Banana look at this totally innocent box.”
Proceeds to send Banana to 1,208,647 BCE

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if I don’t at all mess with history, I’d probably go to some ancient times.

if it would, then I’d travel to the far future.

i’d travel back to 2016 and stop something happening

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Travel to 2016 and buy a lot of crypto

really nothing i can think of using it for aside from maybe something minor

i’m too happy with what i have rn to go back on any of it, and any minor inconveniences i don’t even remember anymore and aren’t that big of a deal

if able to make a round trip without consequence of changing the present, i would love to visit the Cretaceous period and snag me a colony of Quetzalcoatlus, Arambourgiania, Hatzegopteryx, and other large azhdarchids to take back with me for the sake of breeding and domestication

most people would never be able to ride one, hut since i’m only 4’8" and 86lb there is a very real possibility that i could

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i’d maybe time travel to the release of AO and be the best pvper of that time

well it cant fit me so i cant go sorry

relatively selfish but probably going back to july 2020 to stop myself from having joined the ao community

don’t get me wrong you guys are great and joining may not even be the root problem of what im thinking of but there’s a possibility it would’ve fixed my social situation irl

I would do the halloween event in WoM

tbh i’d just sell it to someone

Kick our fishy ancestor back into the water

I’ll bring a single butterfly :]
Then let it into the very dawn of time.
This should be fun.

Only thing I would do is win a Jeopardy easy with it, why tf would I want to go far back in time to never come back unless I’m dying

I’d go back to 2019 with a notebook of every major event that happens afterward and the date it happens, and then I’d predict each event exactly a week before it happens.

After thinking about it for some time, I send the time machine back to when I found it. To the location I found it in. Either I created a time machine ex nihilo, it ends up being impossible, or something explodes, and it’ll be interesting to figure out which.

I’d probably go to the year 2000 and deal with a few major “incidents” while also making money.

Too bad he was actually sent there.
Or something like that actually happened idk