To kill a forumer

Since we all doing topics based on forumers might as well.

Basically, just choose a random person on the forums and give a way to kill them.
Get creative.

Mako and Burgr get eaten, Macobre dies because she isn’t eating any human flesh, LonesomeWolf gets killed by hunters, level dies because he pissed off too many people, Archer gets shot in the eye, TAITC sees BBC’s how to cook rice video and dies because of how horrible it is. I’ll name some more when I get more ideas

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Seriously, look at this

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“Sees subtitles appearing at the bottom of vision”
Bigger shark sprite Mako:Oh fuck, oh shit.

it can’t be that bad right?

edit: it’s that bad and I ca’t see again
where are myt eyes
it;ss hapopening again
who the fuck drains rice wiyj a colander
use a fucki g rice cooker

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Accurate

And you die because you tried mating with another fox and pissed off her former mate

Our egg fried rice is no recipe. Anything left over gets turned into fried rice.

wait, you think someone would like me enough to mate with me? Pal, I am probably the least attractive person in Canada

Oh wait, you said I TRIED. kk thats accurate

That is the asian way

Dear god...

I guess.

Ooh, this is interesting.

Seriously, WHY DO THEY SAY DRAIN IT, AFTER COOKING THE RICE

I DONT KNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW

Aren’t you supposed to rinse it before if you want to remove the starch? Like you mash it with your hands when it hasn’t cooked.

WHY DOES SHE WASH THE RICE. AFTER COOKING IT, JUST WHYY

(Forum dum)

now that my eyes are gone, i’lkl do one for that guy
what was his name again?
uhh
rayman_axel i thinj
yeah he died of… uhh…
he replaye rockman zx and he fell into the spike piyt in area n multiple times and died of anger

seriously fuck that spike pit

This has turned into an Asian debate about fried rice.

And it’s perfect