Today's Prescript

WHY DID IT SAY YOUNG “GIRL” INSTEAD OF YOUNG “WOMAN”! [complete sentence]

Sing about alien life to the first meanest person that looks at you.


what the fuck

At noon, find the last person to talk to you and ask them to cut off all your hair, then give them a hug before pushing them off a bridge.

WOAH WOAH WOAH
WHY THE FUCK IS IT GOING ROGUE

You know what they said, Touch Yourself jk jk

The website has spoken, I must now push someone off a bridge, reminds me of the video where some woman throws her bfs mothers ashes off a bridge for cheating. (Sorry in advance this is the only one I could find without their face on)

Luckily for me, I don’t have a shower nearby (I’m on the train I do have one at my place :,)

We should allow this site to run our society, trust me

I WOULD RATHER DIE.

It wanted me to get somebody to cut off all my hair too for some reason, too bad, I’m keeping my lushous locks

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By the way, do you get given the same prescript. Just checked, you do crikey :frhigh:


as if my neck didn’t hurt enough already today…

Ensure you stay out of the light. "Pathetic"

“On the way to work punch a person you hate and beat them down with your eyes closed. A body must be burried by tomarrow.”

It’s so fking weird compared to what it was yesterday
For some reason

ymmm


this is even worse bc i have a breakdown when i cant see a clock i HAVE to know the time

tick tock tick tock

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.

have you looked at today’s tick-tock on that note