Today's Prescript

Found this funny site that generates a randomized prescript every day, posts yours or something it doesn’t really matter to me
https://nyos.dev/prescript

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“Wear a panties and Walk 682 meters, then turn right, go to the store and buy a televison. Send a text to your closest family member.”

Bro wtf this shit’s outrageous.

682 meters ???

“In 17 seconds, ensure that you confess your love to the boy. Give 7 dollars to a homeless man as quickly as possible.”

“In the next hour, go camping with the first ugliest person you meet after recieving the prescript.”

Tis’ the will of the city

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No hate here but I’d rather kill myself

The Index will gladly assist in that if you choose to not follow your prescript

The f*ckin what

Y’know, the Index

“walk up to the seventh person you see wearing pants”

I’ll give my cat more catfood as a gift

Ensure that you recite the socks the first person that looks at you are wearing while playing a game of Truth or Dare.

Erm ok :see_no_evil_monkey:

Ymmm

I got only 5 neighbours


bro what

At noon, push the closest button to you. You may look around to find it.

Got it. Press my phone’s off switch at 12:00 PM.

  • “To the first person you talk to, discard this prescript and drink 4 cups of water. You must sleep face down tonight.”

is it weird that i almost always sleep face down?


WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

young probably means 20 or so