Top 10 fun things to do in USA

guide to fun activities in USA

  1. leave
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  1. get deported

true

even better

You live in an irrelevant country buddy :yawning_face:

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my list of cool things to do in the usa in no particular order:

  1. see the skylines of their megacities, like new york and los angeles
  2. visiting the natural parks, such as yellowstone and yosemite
  3. go to the smithsonian museums and look at the artifacts
  4. drive cross country along hundreds of miles of road
  5. visit orlando and go to all the amusement parks
  6. eat foods from multicultural blends, such as korean barbeque
  7. befriend all the nice tolerant folk who wont kill me over my race or gender
  8. see the stars and milky way in the secluded midwest
  9. go to the beaches and boardwalks
  10. visit los vegas and see that big led sphere
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Gamble :money_mouth_face::slot_machine:

People who live in the vita carnis universe can confirm

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they hate us cause they aint us :pensive:

I’m not going to go into the politics of the us right now (not the biggest fan) but saying there is NOTHING to do in the us is insane

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  1. die from getting run over by a uselessly oversized car

What is there to visit in usa dwag

Only thing to visit is hollywood and tornado valley on stormy nights

  1. Buy a gun in order to survive one of the many potential random events (School shooting or shootout outside your house)

there’s much to learn in the USofA, such as:

How not to plan cities
How not to fix traffic
How not to make an appealing place to live

and most importantly
How to make everything revolve around cars so big corporations get more money, which in turn give the government money to allow more things to revolve around cars.

Truly the country of the ‘free’.

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We will turn Canada into the 51st state! (Insane pipedream)

Don’t forget ‘How to decommission the railroads that built your country in order to force your people to drive cars’

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it hasn’t even been a month and it’s already a genuine circus. this shit sucks so much ass

There is only one way to solve this problem:
Monopolize the railroads again

The us is so fun to watch (if something goes wrong there like a war it basically means the next world war)

Also trump is getting very close to starting a war with many different countries so safe to say i am worrying

Not to mention the state of my own country, the uk

Nah bro the US is fire.