Top ten coolest pokemans and why they're better than you

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What the fuck sandal

NUMBAH TEN

this yellow dude

he turned leg day into arm day fr

NUMBAH NINE

Best team rocket member

He will take a beating for his girl, you’d probably use her as a meat shield, smh…

NUMBAH EIGHT

Mr. Fish

Blud has the best jawline in the entire pokemon series

NUMBAH SEVEN

This giant blue thing

he has cool headphones + will keep everyone’s drinks cool

NUMBAH SIX

Steve

HOLY SHIT minecraft.

NUMBAH FIVE

guh

Honestly an absolute unit on his own + he could probably charge phones since he gets electric moves

NUMBAH FOUR

You know you love him

Y’all mfs say edward kenton is them but real homies say Ditto is best girl/boy/fire hydrant

NUMBAH THREE

omg omg mommie look it an pickachur oh mah god wait wtf no it not qharrr

Girls like their men mysterious, and this pokemon is pretty much centered around that.

NUMBAH 2

Delibird has had enough

Probably makes/delivers the drinks avalugg cools down to a perfect temperature

NUMBAH 1

and the peak most chad gamer pokemon of all time

goes too…

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Bro is so based he will corrupt your save file so you go outside, actual hero.

[Birbo]

Where is

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where is what

[Birbo]

You know, the

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no.

[Birbo]

Its not here

[DubiousLittleTyp0]

okay

[key]

what happened to Brock

[DubiousLittleTyp0]

that’s not a pokemon

[key]

says who

[DubiousLittleTyp0]

brock is literally a human

[key]

okay how about Ash Ketchum he’s not human

[DubiousLittleTyp0]

key did you hit your head or something

[key]

bro I swear, ash is not human

he’s been around for like what, 30 years or something and he still looks like this:

cmon aint no way this goofy is human

[DubiousLittleTyp0]

it’s called a floating timeline

[key]

he should look like this:

but his whole life he’s been looking like this:

[DubiousLittleTyp0]

I think canonically in ash’s timeline, he has probably aged like maybe 6 years or so, but I don’t think it’s brought up a lot on how old he is for whatever reasons

the reason in our world his journey seems so insanely long is because, well, animation takes time.

[key]

L response, nothing stopping animators for slowly increasing the age of the characters each frame

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who let key cook

[key]

it was me.