Hey everyone, itβs me devo. So uh, thereβs this joke going around the forum where a βoff-topic presidentβ will be elected, and that sounds somewhat fun. You can probably guess where Iβm going with this. Vote me. I can guarantee a 96.7% increase in pogger levels. That should be enough for you greedy forumers. I can also promise I will not form a dictatorship!
I will most definitely form a dictatorship.
[[ devo for off-topic president 2020 ]]
Oh wow, coincidentally all the other candidates have vanished. I guess that nominates devo as off topic president automatically!
There you have it folks!
Mf issued a government assassination on the other candidates
Business.
I donβt know what your talking about.
You better hope you donβt either or your next. Good chat.
I saw the whole thing on the dark web
Alright boys. Iβm activating the heavy amnestics.
Chinese government type beat
Alright Acid, you werenβt here. Now go walk away from the alley you were strangely teleported to.
Ha ha! A jokester arenβt we!
You want to buy something?
Iβm glad I made you chuckle
Iβm glad you voted me for President. Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas President Devo 
Nobodyβs not questioning this? Oh well. What do we call you now???
Oh, you can just call me president devo.
Our glorious leader
amnestic time