𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐟𝐟-𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐜 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@liu where’s my President role?

amnestic time

no he’s good

oh god what the fuck happened
what’s going on
for like the past 6 hours i was tied up, gagged, and shoved into a locker
it’s good that i’m finally out

Hm, I wonder what happened?

@desired_bag Finish him

yeah, makes you think

wait, what do you mean you’re the president now?
well, guess I can’t complain.

good job

I’d appreciate it if you’d make your President a poster.

sure, no big deal.
what’s with the gun anyways?
could have just asked politely…

What gun?

Fuck You Unsanctioned Brat Get Out of Here

Haha, hello Robotstics. Do you want me to tell you a story?

yes please

go make the poster

Anarchy

…aw…

nah but heres my story

Once upon a time, there was a little Fake Cypher on this Forum. His name? Devo! Who the (redacted) names their username Devo? What does Devo mean? Is Devo some kind of abbreviation? Devolution? Is Devo secretly a monkey in disguise? How will we know? All that we know is that he has infiltrated the Presidential Society of the Forum and is ready to wreak havoc among the government branches of OT, GD, and Art. Many minutes passed until Devo and his legion of Followers attacked. There was one savior at the ready to stop him. His name? Snow Crab. But when we needed him the most… @TheSandCrab vanished into the void of the Gulag School.

this took like 3 minutes i am a professional speedwriter

Good thing that’s a story.

no democracy please

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