Tutorial on how to feel better with yourself

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  1. Create a new file
  2. Level up the file.
  3. Start doing cargo runs.
  4. Meet a pve player.
  5. Get your caravel sunk by the pve guy.
  6. Stare at his brig as he leaves you stranded at redwake.
  7. Start asking those whith loads of bounty or fame to sink his ship to avenge your caravel.
  8. Realise they are all incompetent npc farmers
  9. Come to the conclusion that if you want stuff done well you gotta do it by yourself.
  10. Join the same server with your main file.
  11. Find the idiot’s ship docked at ravenna.
  12. Unleash your whole skill set on the clueless guy.
  13. Start going a little bit more serious against him so you dont risk losing.
  14. finish off the pve enjoyer and erase his bounty thanks to the wanted poster you took earlier.
  15. Wait for him to respawn so you can sink his ship while he watches.
  16. Fail to do it in time and engage in a naval fight.
  17. Sink his ship with ease.
  18. Watch as he helplessly swims for his life.
  19. Watch him sink and drown alongside his ship and then rage quit.
  20. Leave the server with a smile on your face.
    Congratulations! Now you have obtained satisfaction!
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Is this targeted towards me?

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No?

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do you need therapy

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I dont see why would i need theraphy

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i thought this was the therapy

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Oh ok well I was kinda was pve guy

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The pve demon sure needs theraphy

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if theyre a pve demon why are they engaging in pvp

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They are not, i attacked them after that

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i once accidentally sunk some low level assassin syndicate player’s boat cause i thought they were an npc

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okay wait so you got pranked by some guy who pretended to be a pve player but in all reality was a low level ganker so you joined on your main file to give them a wedgie and u beat their ass to the nimbus sea

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No no, he was a pve player who sunk my low level file’s ship, and i took revenge in him by using my main

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so they were just a coward then only getting into pvp fights they could win

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I highly doubt they are any good at pvp

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ya thats why they gank low levels :sob:

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He let his intrusive toughts win and he got humbled for it :sob:

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This sounds like a AO speedrun category that would likely be called asshole%

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He was in fact an asshole

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and in fact, this tutorial also makes the person doing it an asshole.

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