Vetex, kindly shove your game up your but

like I said earlier, why are you a criminal in the first place?
in what way does it benefit you?

this entire situation is avoidable.

They are not as important, but I’d like to actually reap the fruits of my work
Not sow the field and care for the crops and then have flood, grasshoppers, forest fires or whatnot sent at it anyways
I’ve lost at least a hundred chests thanks to crashing too

then why would he add the charts in shitty areas? ignoring said charts doesnt magically fix the problem :sob:

“Vetex, kindly shove your game up your butt”
hawk 2: uhhhhh

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I’m a criminal mainly because of the free cargo, but kinda also because of the extra challenge when I feel like fighting off the navy
That, however, is not when I cannot escape at all and all of my attacks are slowed for no reason

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How the fuck did I summon two ancient ones with a single post

that’s not what I said at all.
The three points I made all lead together to say “If you’re 100% going to die if you enter this area and you know you’re going to die if you enter this area, why are you entering this area?”

yes i understood that.
If you know you are going to 100% die if you go to said area, why does the gave give you an incentive to go to said area, while taking incentives away from other areas?
The chart that lead to the forest of masts couldve lead literally anywhere else

yeah that makes no sense but i appreciate the comeback

AS I SAID, the navy hadn’t hunted me for all that time. And besides, usually if I’m in the lagzone, everything is in the lagzone.
THAT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A 100% DEATH ZONE, I’M NOT A PROPHET

you don’t need to be a prophet to piece things together.
Notoriety = Navy will hunt me
If the navy will hunt me then I shouldn’t enter a lag zone where I’m a sitting duck even if they are not currently hunting me.
Solution: Remove notoriety before they start hunting me or remove bounty altogether.

as said above, that wasn’t even supposed to happen. If my ship and attacks were slowed, so should’ve been all other ships and attacks of other NPCs in the area, as it usually is.
But alas, when the game wishes to assfuck me, nothing is impossible.

Do you have selective illiteracy by any chance?
I explicitly said that, if I was slowed, the navy was supposed to be slowed all the same. We would’ve been on ground zero. They can dodge my attacks more easily, I can do the same.
And beside that, I basically won the fight, but the game decided to crash to prevent that so I probably lost even more renown.

this has been known since when forest of masts was added to tu but he couldnt find the cause

Yet there is no chance for me to retrieve my lost 6 sealed chests or the bounty, is there

its captain Maria’s shitty game design being so powerful it leaks into the surroundings

then what does the lag zone or the navy have to do with anything???
you won, if you’re going to complain about anything, complain about your computer/internet.

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Selective illiteracy striked again
BUT THE GAME DECIDED TO CRASH TO PREVENT THAT you fucking moron how about you use more than 3 braincells and read the entirety of thing, I honestly cannot believe the emphasizing I have to do