Welcome to Arcane Café! (ft. Averill, Prometheus, Durza, Freedrock, and Valencia)

yeah

I see a pyukumuku

and quick question does duzra wear pants ?

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Drayal

he doesn’t have to wear one as a funky spirit

the coat is just there so he fits the cafe theme

It was Durza’s payday tomorrow

what ? that was a legit question

hm…
so basically he died as a virgin and will forever stay a virgin
lmao Theos be dabbing on him in the afterlife

I’ve gotten so used to you that I felt it were sexual implications

Either that or I’m just horny and shit

bold of you to think theos is not a virgin

mans had no kids before ashlyn died

but he can still have, well, you know…

ok ima just believe theres some kind of protection and theos had indeed, FUCKED his wife

i mean, you’re not wrong, completely at least

Very

I’m also a dumbass so

i forgot the not lol, tho i was more curious than horni when i ask that

this…
i regret asking this
i regret all the life choices that lead me to this moment

Alternative story: Theos’s wife just died from a STI

dude no-

Yes