the fuck you mean by that (do you have evidence/j/j/j//j/j/j/j/j//j/j/j/j/j/j//j/j/j/j)
There’s a naked statue of Calvus which is present in Rubica in the lore as stated by Vetex and the schlong is noticeably tiny.
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Making note of these two for no particular reason, I assure you.
(I am going to write/draw so much fluff)
julian would literally shatter
nuh uhh they all smell like BO
revon gets the plauge and then mc laughs at him
i dont even know what to say to this image at all im so fucking dumbfounded
which is why bro is touch starved !!
Argos doesn’t know how to open doors
Tiberians destroyed it. Hence why we have a small ass fountain in the middle of Rubica and now being taxxed to hell for all the damages
The reason why Dawn Island is always stormy is that Tucker’s soul is now bound to the island. He is eternally weeping.
The reason why we become lost to time when we enter the Blasted Rock tornado is that the slash curse made a cut in literal reality. The tornado is just a vacuum to a higher dimension.
Akursius mushrooms taste like concentrated battery acid.
The reason redwake exists is because some dumbass marooned there ship in the Jaws.
The Order of Aesir is a facade. Its hiding a deeper order.
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Morden is a cat person
Edward still retains his skill with sailing ship from his navy days. If the captain askes him to take the wheel, he’ll navigate the seas with great precision
Edward enjoys cooking and sharing food
Edward cleans the ship whenever the MC is gone
Edward is bad at picking up flirting signs
Neviro doesn’t get cold that often
Elius is very short compared to his sister
Elius likes hot coco
Carina is bi
Carina is a very fast runner, like, very fast
Elius and Julian are friends
Warren likes reading
Julian carries a small thing of hair gel wherever he goes
Argos will break every bone in your body in a arm wrestling match
The women love Argos
Julian is a really loud person to be around, matching the fact that glass is the loudest magic in the game
Revon enjoys taking strolls in this city to talk to his citizens and see what they’re up to
Revon is the best looking person in Ravenna
General Zaix had a stubble
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we all know that this is canonically true
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He enjoys fishing with mc 
Clams, pinecones, and watermelons 
You play with his hair and he’ll just melt
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I think we can all agree Morden either loves cats or is a black cat, he’s so sweet 
YES! YES!! I LOVE THAT TALL BITCH CARINA and Elius is there too I guess /j
They’re both cheeky bastards of course they are
YES! I AGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY! THAT MAN GETS MAD BITCHES (they inevitably break up and go crazy)
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Greenwish cultists use the bodies of unsuspecting sailors settling in the island as fertilizer for their forest.
Cernunno is not a vegetarian.
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Cernunno doesn’t eat the vegetable, Cernunno is the vegetable
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General Zaix and Avery Walker killed eachother at the exact same time.
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