Welcome to Headcanon Hell

I’ve been itching to share my AO headcanons but haven’t had the time or energy to draw them out so I’ll just be collecting them here

Most of them will probably be silly nonsense and I’d like to see other peoples’ perceptions of the characters as well bc discussion is fun!

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oh i have SO MANY

…which i cant seem to remember rn, will make a list of them here soon :skull:

  • caesennia and julian are related somehow (siblings or cousins idk)
  • ulricus calls his children “pups” affectionately
  • woman lover carina
  • chubby iris. she is soft.
  • neviro hates the snow because of what it reminds him of, so he stays in cirrus town, above the clouds, far away from the sea that swallowed his home
  • Calvus’s boots are high heels
  • revon is a sort of older brother figure to the ravennans
  • since sea curse users are immortal we could technically see like morden living until the modern day… ipad kid morden
  • player has water magic
  • ulricus + his kids are of west asian descent
  • julian has dimples

character age hcs (nonconfirmed)

  • Morden: 20
  • Iris: 22
  • Neviro: 24
  • Warren: a bajillion
  • Enizor: 80+
  • Shura: 46
  • Elius: 19
  • Carina: 21
  • Calvus: 37
  • Revon: 29 (confirmed 8 year age diff to calvus)
  • Julian: 25
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Welcome to Headcanon Hell
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YOU CAME PREPARED I JUST MADE THIS THREAD :fearful: (full sentence)

this is my favorite one

he wears 6 inch platform heels

What AO Characters Smell Like (Clean vs. Dirty)

Calvus: Lemon and Basil / Too Much Cologne
Revon: A Bouquet / Overused Cooking Oil
Iris: Freshly Baked Bread / Burnt Popcorn or Gasoline
Argos: Grandma :smiling_face: / Blood
Morden: Bar Soap / Wet Dog
Neviro: Clean Bedsheets / Saltwater
Carina: Freshly Cut Grass / Gallons of Sweat
Elius: Rainwater / Cigarette Smoke (Doesn’t Smoke, Got Struck by Lightning)

I’ll probably add more characters/make changes later on

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babies are born by combining their parents magic

idk maybe

hope he lights on fire and dies

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do i get so delusional that i list off the characters’ love languages too is the real question

fuck it

Mc: Acts of Service (duh)
Morden: Quality Time
Iris: Physical Touch
Neviro: AoS
Warren: Words of Affirmation
Edward: QT
Enizor: Gift Giving

Shura: AoS
Elius: WoA (mf yaps too much)
Carina: PT
Argos: QT
Calvus: AoS
Revon: WoA
Julian: PT

im not sure abt some of these tbh

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Overwhelming you by replying to your headcanons all at once >:)

THIS IS SO CUTE!! I love taking Ulricus’ title as the Bronze Hound literally (he’s a furry :smiling_imp:)

look at her, women (me) love her fish fear her

I LOVE CHUBBY HEADCANONS
my chubby revon :handshake: your chubby Iris

just like real politicians

my perception of Morden is a 10-year-old playing with slime

the forbidden blue raspberry jello

Spirit weapon users can to an extent summon spirits of the fallen to aid them in battle and talk to them. This summoning is based on person/creature being summoned willpower before their demise and the strength of the spirit weapon user. Most spirit weapon users can only summon small fish or animals, though descendents of the gods or incredibly powerful spirit weapon users can summon larger creatures like bears or humans.

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The Order of Aesir took the MC for experimentation due to their sickass dance moves

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He uses aether magic for the first time and instantly dies
(I know it’s not a heat-based magic but it looks toasty)

I like that :smiling_face: magical babies

I mean… We can’t confirm that WASN’T the reason

(literally them)
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I hope not, I’d rather not have to explain to her when I put Julian’s frickin skull on a wooden pike and attach it to the front of my ship.

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Calvus has a short schlong which hindered him from beating a homeless amnesiac

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