Since it’s the holidays, I present thee an interesting question.
What class is Santa?
I personally think Santa would be a paladin, I mean he’s magical no doubt, and considering how he’s all about being the jolly fat man, I’d assume he’d naturally have tons of vitality.
BONUS: What class is Krampus? Santa’s evil counterpart that resembles a goat cryptid or beastlike creature in media.
Juggernaut
Haven’t you heard? ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. As I slowly closed my eyes to the darkness outside, I heard a yell, a laugh, a shout. Then all of a sudden down my chimney it came, a large round figure with a bounty to his name, with a sack on his back, and Carina’s six-pack, he said “It’s juggernauting time” and juggernauted my tree. Down it fell, collapsed with such speed. And with the pace he hopped right in, he used Selino and spun in a ring, back towards the reindeer, Dasher and Dancer. Back on his sleigh, such pride with Prancer. Back in the sky, no, believe me I don’t lie. And before he left, towards the moon. He screamed “I’m Sonic the Hedgehog, I main juggernaut. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.”
It was the morning of Christmas, when I opened my eyes. I looked to the ceiling and then out the window to the sky. A few deep breaths, ignoring my dream, I hopped with excitement down the stairs to my tree. And oh what a sight, what a sight I did see. My tree, being juggernauted lay on its side, no presents in sight after my fateful encounter with Santa and his sleigh. I looked at the old fireplace with nothing but dismay, how could my day be ruined by such a juggernaut main? But then in the cold, with all the candles put out, I heard a yell, a laugh, a shout. Then all of a sudden outside it came, a huge goat-like creature with fame to its name, in combat it was, against a familiar face - the face was of a man with a small white beard, a large red body and a bottle of beer. Even in all my fear at this abomination of life, I couldn’t help cheer as I saw this strange sight. It was deep in combat, a poster 1v1, launching blasts and beams as fast as it’s thumb. With all of its might, the horrific creature roared. “I have an announcement to make… Father Christmas is a…”
And then it paladined all over the place.