Epic forum quotables

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What AO class is Santa?

Juggernaut Haven’t you heard? ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. As I slowly closed my eyes to the darkness outside, I heard a yell, a laugh, a shout. Then all of a sudden down my chimney it came, a large round figure with a bounty to his name, with a sack on his back, and Carina’s six-pack, he said “It’s juggernauting time” and juggernauted my tree. Down it fell, collapsed with such speed. And with the pace he hoppe…