pick up one cat and move it to the other room
I will do the splits between the doors and MMRRRREEEOOWW aggressively at them for them to come to me 
Ignore both and continue on with my day
point at both cats and slowly move my finger to a center
my pets know to follow my finger when I do that
Kneel down, indicating that it is their turn to move, and whoever comes to me is he who gets cuddles.
comes to you
lmao
I just need to go thru a process called “mitosis” and thats really it, easy solution.
pull out a string so they both try to catch it and come to me
I crouch down, if they wanna be pet they’ll come over if they don’t it’s fine
i have long arms, i should be fine
Is your name Slenderman, by chance?
find my patchnotes
Laser pointer!
Get them into one room
Simple
My cat brain will make them come to me
pspspspspspspsps
run away