What Gender Dost Thou Claim? (And More)

Girls get food first?

That explains everything I’ve ever seen at restaurants. Time to break out the dresses and thigh-highs, then.

I dunno I guess he just felt like it or something.

You say that, but my sister and mom always get their food first.

(It’s because they almost always order salads first.)

Where I live we typically get our food at around the same time