What Gender Dost Thou Claim? (And More)

As of late, our yearly discussion of other forumers’ gender has reappeared. Thus, I submit a poll on that question. However, I almost know that some do not fit into the typical male / female binary, thus I offer inoffensive responses that leaves the question open and fair.

What Gender Art Thou?
  • I kneel when kicked in the crotch
  • I kneel when punched in the chest
  • I kneel when struck at all
  • I kneel for nobody
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… I know that last option’s too metal to not be chosen by like half the forum.

I also inquire as to your preference of gender. Again, stated in an inoffensive and fair manor.

Whom Holds Thy Heart?
  • I prefer the fair and beautiful
  • I value strength and dominance
  • I wish for one with honor and dignity
  • Intelligence is what matters to me
  • Gimmie a twink
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Alt for the rare few who aren’t horndogs
  • None hold my heart
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I would inquire as to all’s race. But you are all human, and frankly I see no reason to distinguish when we are all the most awful thing on the planet.

Finally then, I ask for your gender presentation.

How Doth Thee Present Thyself?
  • I wear gowns for great galas
  • I prefer regal and clean suits
  • Anything, be it with frills or not
  • I dine in sixty pounds of platemail
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The bi option is honor and dignity, right?

The honor and dignity option is the honor and dignity option.

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mfer has the lord/lady pronouns :sob:
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I FUCKING LOVE BOWLER HATS!!!

exquisite

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what the hell is platemail :sob:
I’ve never heard of such a thing and looking it up gives a video game’s armourset

I believe it refers to the combination of chainmail with plate armor going on top of it

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why are you calling it chainmail :sob:

Chain mail - Wikipedia

I’ve only heard of it called chainmail so why wouldn’t I call it that

the strong kneel for none…

also i will always dine in 60 pounds of platemail…

instead of chains it’s plates

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That definitely checks out

i’m quite immune to most things

220 pounds of plate mail

Plate armour - Wikipedia it’s more like this but calling it platemail could be misleading

Oh that’s what I meant with this one, but Ig platemail doesn’t always mean chainmail is involved

the middle poll got me confused, can you translate it to peasant language

do you like women do you like men do you like number 3 do you like number 4 do you like twinks

I figured that if I said “plate armor” it would confuse a few people.