What happens if V1 was in The City? (Project Moon)

yeah that’s right i was bored and i’m back to making stupid powerscaling

I mean, it was literally designed to take down Earthmovers, moving fortresses that can burn down an entire city in seconds

probably not easy for the head to take it down, and if it ever gets in hot water it can do some bullshit ricoslamstorageslableap rocketride to find some poor infant and harvest its blood

he gets neg diffed by the head for being an ai (probably, I havent made it past lob corp I don’t fully know the rules)

yeah but robots & limited AI are perfectly fine, it’s fuly sentient AI that the head doesn’t like

I’m pretty sure v1 is fully sentient in some way, just like the terminals

we don’t really have proof

also he can parry so yeah

V1 probably decimates most foes that can’t oneshot it, due to the healing.
Unfortunately, due to its nature, it likely attracts the attention of just about all of the strongest forces in the city, most of which are definitely capable of breaking it in half. “weaker body that can heal” is only helpful when you are actually given the chance to heal.

Parrying certainly helps but there are definitely attacks that would not be parryable, or simply too many to parry them all.

V1’s best chance of survival is to show up, kill some people, and then get as far away as possible before anyone gets alerted, because it does have better mobility than just about everyone else.

the head watching as V1 completely sweeps the outskirts and makes it safer than the actual city

you do remember unparryables exist in Ultrakill, yes? I admit it would be really funny to think of V1 just defeating every single person in The City by just parrying and sliding with a gun, but reasonable limits are reached with The Head.

Also, even ignoring the debate of if V1 is sentient enough to get got by The Head’s laws, I don’t think V1 is paying taxes for all the ammo it uses, so The Head will be exterminating it regardless.

the arbiters watching as V1 pulls off a knucklefuck slamstorageboost ultraraildeadslabricofistfulofnukeejectcoinshot and kills 3 claws with a quarter and a cannonball

v1 can probably win until getting to the stronger color fixers and above

V1 doesn’t use bullets

The revolver uses tiny metal shavings
The shotgun uses heat
The nailgun uses nails (unsurprisingly)
The rail cannons use electricity/hell energy/a drill
The rocket launcher uses rockets (also unsurprisingly)

while they may be unparryable
press shift

Ironically enough argalia might actually be the best against v1. He’s immune to ranged attacks and he is much better at melee combat than v1 is.
Too bad he’s dead (although other characters have proven that they are capable of blocking gunshots)

anyways v1 would absolutely stomp everything until he gets to the colour fixers, and even then he’s going toe to toe against them

doesn’t like nothing there solo V1

(immune to red damage, which is what I assume most guns and weapons V1 uses fall under)

v1 could probably kill it before it changes to third form

and if not

parry it until it goes fucking insane (white damage & black damage)

I don’t think that’s how it works but like okay

I’ll just shove V1 into a dimensional gate with W corp’s singularity and call it a day

watch it rocket ride and overpump itself out

or whiplash

actually i think that might be a really good situation for it

V1 can harvest infinite blood from the passengers since none of them can die, and a machine likely wouldn’t go insane over millions of years because it’s probably watching cocomelon

Who said I was trapping it in a train?

have fun being stuck in quantum purgatory for the rest of eternity =)

(I’m ngl bruh even this is excessive the V1 glaze is so unreal it’s just a blood powered robot which is honestly not even that efficient)