actually what the hell have I been doing
it’s the holidays, there’s a force that not even I can control which lurks amongst us
this argument is literally so stupid I can’t even say anything against it.
well v1 would just slam storage and beat the pull of gravity it’s not that hard to understand
I’m ngl this whole thing has been reading like “humans are stronger than the universe because humans can jump (beat gravity) and gravity is what keeps the universe together”
exactly
and v1 is even stronger than humans so he’s like multiple times stronger than the universe
no, no you wouldn’t 
what comes up must go down
but you’re never getting up with the amount of force I’m hypothetically crushing V1 under
this argument LITERALLY is just a blatant fallacy
quit the baiting
“what comes up must go down”
Voyager 1’s honest reaction to that information:
yeah but v1 can point the camera down a little and start rocketriding after it’s high enough, it doesn’t need to go down
Well
Voyager escaped into the vacuum of space
which is honestly not much greater of a fate than being smashed into a pancake so-
someone clearly never read 17776, voyager 1 (V!? coincidence) is currently watching football
okay you’re entirely missing the fact that you’re not getting high enough
v1 cannot parry being ragdolled into the ground
and if that doesn’t work, I’d just encase V1 in so much gravitational force that it collapses into a black hole, ez win.
he could, he just parries the floor under him and he gets launched up what’s so hard to understand
or instead v1 slams down with crouch and then jumps up again
corpse of king minos already used a black hole and it was comically slow and all it did was reduce v1’s hard damage to 1 hp
then I’m just levitating it and smashing it into a ball.
gank won.
v1 can slide and beat the pull of the black hole
v1 would just slam down with crouch it’s not that hard to get out of
you’ve misinterpeted what I wrote
I’m turning v1 into the black hole due to being under so much gravitational pressure that not even light can escape me
well yeah but V1 can pump boost himself out, it’s just as easy as getting back onto the cybergrind platform
HOW
LITERALLY HOW
YOU CANNOT EVEN MOVE
HOW CAN YOU DO ANYTHING
YOU ARE BEING SMASHED INTO A BALL END OF STORY