What if Kirby was a stat build?

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Now, it would be a terrible idea to try and make this into an outfit
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So I’m gonna make him into a stat build.
Alright, put him in the crusher-

There are a few notable abilities that Kirby has.
He can pretty much already do Wind, Earth, Water, Basic Combat, Fire, Eepy, Plasma, Ice, and some stuff that you can’t even do in AO.

Those are all things that you can just walk up to the function with though, you don’t need any practice or items for that, and Kirby also can’t walk up to the function with those.
We should find one that Kirby can both start off with, and an AO player can start off with, and I’d say for this we select Wind. Kirby’s sheer SUCK power is enough to warrant this. You may know Kirby for being able to SUCK.
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But that’s not all, no sir, no.

Kirby should be a Mage if you ask me, first of all.
Although a Savant makes more sense for this little fellow who can copy all abilities, even a Savant can’t really even mimic Kirby’s ability.
Initially I was going to go for savant though, specifically Wind, Basic (Karate if available), and Weapons.

A mage doesn’t get much, however. We have much less customization than if it were a hybrid build. I picked mage for a reason though.
You see, when a mage awakens, they get a second magic, and Kirby here happens to have something pretty good for that.

After Kirby inhales an enemy, object, or random sparkle in a bubble, he can shoot it back out, and it looks very conveniently similar to Light magic!!!

So Kirby is a Wind/Light mage. Yippeeeeeeee!

But we’re not done here!
Mages get Lost Magic eventually, and I have plans for that!
First we upgrade Light into Aether, because not only does it fit visually, but also mechanically. It takes a longer time to charge, similar to how it’s more complicated than other fighting methods than to use Kirby without an ability. Additionally, it does higher damage.

Then we upgrade Wind into Gravity, specifically because Gravity is suspected to be able to suck enemies towards attacks, which is mechanically more similar to the inhaling.

Gravity/Aether Mage!!!

But we’re not done here yet, Mages get Arcanium Weapons in a limited way!
Nothing too complicated, Kirby gets a sword.

But we’re not done yet! Ancient Magic!!!
Kirby gets Apocalypse Bringer over Gravity, because he could absolutely destroy the world if he wanted to.

And let’s just take it one step further and give him a Curse.
Of course, Kirby would get the Absorption Curse if it was available. You know exactly why.

Oops, I forgot third magic, I don’t care, he gets Earth.

You won’t wanna fight him on an empty stomach!

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what a rivoting read

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what a wondrous piece of literature

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Best StockSounds post of all time

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I sure hope the irony was conveyed.

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“What if Mario was a stat build?”
“What if Zelda was a stat build?”
“What if Pikachu was a stat build?”
“What if Tom Nook was a stat build?”
“What if Miis were stat builds?”
“What if Samus was a stat build?”
“What if Fox was a stat build?”

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kirby is an amoeba

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stock im putting my hand on your shoulder and saying “son you need to get off the internet, youve been nothing but a freeloader since your mother died. please help the family in some way”

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As if my dad would give me that kind of attention.
he’d just say “get a job, deadbeat.”

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me personally i agree

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And might I ask what riveting career you’re after?

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i mean you should get a job in riveting if you like riveting so much (this is a play on words btw)

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Don’t be a question dodger, what’s your job?

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He’s obviously the guy that lets you fart

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personal info. you tell me if you feel so comfortable asking

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Why I gonna know what your job is? I can’t tell you.

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you tell me your job pookie…

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Game dev.
No, I don’t have a game for you to play yet, I’m still starting.

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Stay here. Don’t log.

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Cmon man, I’m getting hungry.