now the rules are:
nothing that’s explicitly not food / is harmful to consume as an answer, this is already obvious.
pineapple is completely valid so this isn’t an option either.
As for the pizza itself, we are assuming this is a plain cheese pizza and we are trying to find the worst possible toppings to put on it.
I think we all widely agree that kiwi would be a terrible option as a topping
Pineapple
pineapple is valid 
Squid ink pizza exists
ew what
You are incorrect.
1.) the flavours don’t mix well
2.) the texture of pineapple doesn’t synergize with the pizza
3.) its obnoxious
Basically ink instead of sauce
this is abhorrent
Abhorrent indeed
YOU are incorrect
1.) the flavors are perfect and the carmelized sweetness of cooked pineapple is a great addition especially with pork.
2.) the texture is barely noticeable compared to the cheese and tomato juice when chewing, you’re probably actively looking for pineapple if you notice it
3.) okay and
broccoli on pizza is bad.
I actually like pineapple pizza :
THANK YOU SHELL
haha! I have a dragon on my side, now what robinhood?
I think fruits other than tomato on pizza is a horrible idea
banana curry pizza is real I just discovered
i’m not on your side. I just don’t discriminate food. If I haven’t tried it before and it isn’t deadly then I’m all for it.
why would you put a sweet fruit on a savoury dish? It completely ruins the taste.
Pineapple is noticeably firmer than the rest of the pizza, combine this with the flavour, and it makes the dish far worse.
it’s worth your time trust me
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