What’s rowing on here?

there’s a entire ocean of jokes out there and we are picking only the crabbiest ones

They are either great oar they are terrible

Some of yall need to get suspended like holy shit

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I’m in mental agony.

We’re all in the same boat, you tell bad puns, we tell bad puns. Don’t anchor us down with threats of sinking the fun.

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Why? This thread is sailing pretty smoothly.

*Hull-y

I will keel you (Politely)

I’m going to krill you before that!

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surely you don’t arktually mean that

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I cant believe how brig this thread has gotten since i started it. dont be the cutter to this thread which is as delicate as a bobber, which has continued to swim with an ironclad will!

honestly, some of these could cruise on by if you didnt highlight all of them

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I’d not notice most within the sea of words, but occasionally they’re so bad I want to splice my brain in twain.

you mast have noticed some of them atleast!

You might have to do a bit of rigging around in the sentences to find them

yea, but skiff you try to force it too much it’ll sound like junk

I will never frigate this topic

I think this topic has SAILED off course, we need to get back on course

We might be forced to make shrimple sea creature puns now that our supply of boat jokes are dwindling