So, this happened when I was 8 years old, this was in 2018 and I was very stupid. anyways my parents were at the beach a beach in Hawaii that has very large waves like I’m talking 2-4 feet waves and fr I’m surprised they approved this. I did this for days and then I got hit by the waves swooped and my skull almost a rock that was going to kill me I luckily held onto it and when the waves stopped, I just ran back, and I’ve been traumatized from that experience ever since.
needless to say, I could’ve got swooped back and drowned or got my skull crushed by that I fr am super lucky I vowed to never go to a beach after that and went to the pool’s which are 100 times safer than the beach.
well i got fcking stabbed in the head when i was 6, no idea how i lived through that
fun time
i also had some motorbike accidents but only got some simple wounds tho
context about the head stabbing because it was actually pretty funny ( im the type of person to laugh severely traumatic things off, dont mind me )
basically we were playing like some war game and sht and then some guy jumped on me with a metal ruler and went for a melee kill lol
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Okay but pool has pee pee
so is the ocean
fun fact do you know that whale [content has been deleted due to having violated our rules, please be mindful that this is a 13+ website]
Okay but public pool have so much pee pee that if you open your mouth to breathe or talk…well…yknow…
why would you open your mouth underwaater…
nvm i think some swimming style require that, idk how to swim tho
I have a vague faint memory of when I was 13 (I cant remember If I was actually 13) almost drowning on a beach while laughing (this made me drink up all the salt water lol, I do not know the reason why young me thought It’d be a good idea to go on deeper waters)
Lived because I wasn’t alone and my mom was panicking, asked why I was laughing and said that I remembered a funny video in my head, I forgot what that video was but looking back at it I would’ve actually died of drowning because of me laughing.
I meant above water. When you hold your breath, you kinda have to go up to breathe. If you breathe too early, pee pee. If you breathe and someones splashing, pee pee. If you breathe and you just happened to get unlucky, pee pee.
#facts
Oh btw if you couldnt tell I almost died from scary pee pee pool
Ignoring medical conditions, I almost drowned when I was 8-9.
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I was body boarding with my brother on a shallow beach with small waves (1 foot ish), should have no issues right? Well this beach had a rock peninsula to the left with a small “river” so to speak.
(This might be an image of the wrong beach on second thought)
This image shows a tiny bit of the rock peninsula, right next to the peninsula is a deep part of sand which forms the “river” (pretty sure it was just a rip current).
So I went in that area and got dragged out, towards the tip of the peninsula was my father looking for a crab cage he set up. I got knocked off the board there and starting holding onto the rock for dear life while standing on the missing crab cage with the tips of my toes and calling for my dad. He notices and brings me back, I tell him where the cage was (we caught nothing), and I got the best damn tasting bag of doritos ever.
Tldr; I bodyboard in safe beach, somehow manage to start to drown in safe beach, got some goated doritos afterwards
About 3 years ago when I went to the beach and i almost drowned by a huge wave crashed down to me
i may have almost broken my neck back when i was 5 or 7 while trying to take off an undersized hoodie in church
when I was born i was suffocating for 3 minutes for no reason.
I wasn’t breathing when I was born nor was crying 
wtf… 
dang bro same here
I drank Windex when I was three. How I’m still alive is beyond me.
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I was walking backwards on a hike with my grandma. There was a rattlesnake on the trail behind me that I would’ve stepped on if my grandma said nothing.
Additionally I was at a camp of sorts when i was swinging on a pine tree branch like “Tarzan” the branch could not support my weight and snapped. I fell backwards off the rock landing on a rock beneath me and then having the branch land on top of me.
My search engine: “Hey dubious”
Me, an innocent, stupid, and naive 13 year old “Yes?”
Engine: “Wanna see something cool”
Me: “What is it”
Engine: “It seems you really like horror game youtube content”
Me: “Ya”
Engine: “Why don’t you click on this one youtuber they seem to be making cool stuff related to horror games”
Me: “Oh I wonder what this youtube video is abou-”
And that’s how I discovered what fnaf inflation art was.
i was coming back from the school bathroom and i slipped and my torso hit directy the wedge part of a small step, boom ribcage fracture