What your magic says about you

(THIS IS ALL A JOKE AND NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY)
No magic (warrior, zerker, spirit): You are cool, there is no exception to this unless you’re a warrior main

Acid: There is a genetic modification in my DNA to dislike you because I hate Acid, ESPECIALLY if you’re a conjurer

Ash: You either love to make pokemon jokes, really liked Arsen in AA, or you just hate people who want to breathe and want to fill the air with something that they can’t breathe

Crystal: One of three people, Walter White cosplay, Kakyoin cosplay, or just genuinely thought crystal magic was cool and chose it you probably have a size build

Earth: A size mage for sure, you’re either carried by the size build, or you’re not and you’re just a cool person who likes to cosplay as a meteor chucker (sephiroth/madara type stuff)

Explosion: You are the kind of person I can get behind, you are completely satisfied with logging onto the game, blowing up an island, and leaving, I like you

Fire: You appreciate the simple things in life, you probably played Arcane adventures or at least Arcane reborn, either that or you’re wanted for arson

Glass: You are annoying, you run and spam explosions and if you’re a conjurer, musket shots, and rely on bleed almost as much as you rely on the internet, touch grass

Ice: You’re cool, you also don’t need ships, I like you a lot

Light: You are obsessed with speed, you always want the fast option in games and you love to speed blitz anything in sight

Lightning: Oh now you’re really cool, you definitely saw lightning and were like “I’ve seen enough, this is the best option” and I don’t blame you considering lightning in general, is cool as hell

Magma: Either spec as much points as possible into power or size, you’re not as bad as earth or metal mages tho, if you’re a warlock you’re probably an Akainu fan

Metal: You rely on high power as much as glass mains rely on bleed, your crutch build hurts my soul

Plasma: You think you’re an aura farmer, if you’re a paladin, you are, if you’re a conjurer, it’s 50/50, if you’re a warlock or mage, you are not.

Poison: Now either you’re funny and you pair with this plasma to have the microwave build, or you’re a conjurer, warlock or paladin and you just can’t aim so you really like the fact that it lingers. You also HATE wind mains because they counter you

Sand: I like you, because you chose sand probably knowing it’s not the best option or found out it’s not the best option later on, and instead of changing you stuck to it and love it regardless, you also probably like making curse of ra jokes, or like Crocodile from one piece.

Shadow: Oh look at you little edge lord, you love to be a rebel and not follow the rules, such an edgy edge lord. Also if you’re a shadow conjurer what are you doing with your life of all the options you could’ve chosen you chose shadow conjurer…

Snow: Same as ice, except you might also make crack jokes

Water: Either a Tanjiro cosplayer or actually idk, who uses water?

Wind: You like flinging people and you hate poison

Wood: You are not allowed within 5 miles of a school

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Sand unironically being one of the best magics in the game (good stat spread, can obscure player/npc vision, synergizes with most heat-based magics and bleed)

Also it has access to the longest currently known spell name in the game

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i can’t stop winning!

i can’t stop crack!

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Wow how’d you know (tbh it’s 90% cause he uses magma)

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Should gave been 300 size at least

bro I must just be stupid then because I thought sand sucked :sob: (doesn’t have the stereotype btw, still cool)

Thank you for giving sand a good rating but as a sand main it does not suck at all, sand paladin was really good for a solid minute, sand conj is also pretty powerful for the most part. It’s best used on hybrid builds imo

It has average stats all around which makes it viable with any armor build which is nice, it has decent clashing, an alright status effect, it only blinds people but who cares. Also sand piles that do nothing!! Love those

Also yeah the crocodile bit is right, although I was a sand conjurer before I started one piece

It also is really good because I honestly think vetex doesn’t know about sand magic and its existence, because it has not been significantly nerfed or changed like ever

Hi, 10 years

you forgot one

In light of the new savant awakening, does this include shadow savant

No, just conjurer

I use water as first magic and that’s because I have infinite laundry magic with it :fr: . Imagine buying soap, couldn’t be me :smirk: .

Fake, I’m also unallowed to approach kindergartens, very unprecised definition of wood users

:stuck_out_tongue:

as a snow user, I use cannon fist so I can make snowball fights with people

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I’m suing you for uh having a topic that was similar to a topic (that you probably didn’t know existed) made by me 3:<

as a sizepilled conjurermaxxer I’m gonna fucking kill you

as someone who is viewed kindly by this litmus test i approve

are you by any chance an orange horse that is also jovial and merry?

now do the same for fighting styles, classes, and weapons