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I just realized this is the most subtle way of finding out ppls birthdays.
The extent of my horoscope knowledge is knowing what my things are, and that people hate on Leos for some reason.
shhhhhh
I’ve fucking abandoned my previous horoscopes cause they aren’t accurate at all
I know that I was born on the 31st July
But I’m not some sex-loving thot because of it
Fuck Horoscopes
was almost a libra too but i missed that mark by like 2 days lol
Lol, horoscopes are too general to really be exclusive but yeah they can be dumb af
horoscopes
pretty interesting but sometimes completely inaccurate
fun though
i am airbender
Okay, so basically, am monke.
also I dont know what the fuck my star sign is, so I chose cancer because thats how I view myself
Horoscopes are neat to read since sometimes they tell you things about yourself. One thing for example is that Aquarius people hates popular things and I hate popular things.
Oh btw, my birthday is on February 13. Barely made it in Aquarius lol.
Star sign is based on month of birth
when i was looking for chicken i found rooster lol
lol, my b
yeah, but I don’t care enough to search up which one I align with.
Also, AM MONKE
what’s your bday cuh
uhhh. Can’t tell you that
Oh yeah, there’s a star sign that was hidden cuz it’ll make the number 13 which is bad luck. Anyways it’s Ophiuchus so basically ya’ll got your star sign wrong (=｀ω´=)
Here’s what the Horoscope would be if it wasn’t hidden:
I feel old e.e
Macobre you accidentally added a “y” to monke
I’ll let you fix your mistake
