What's the best way to lose weight?

  • Exercise like the virgin
  • Intentionally starve yourself like the chad

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Intermittent fasting.

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You got it backwards mate, it’s “Exercise like the chad” and “Intentionally starve yourself like the virgin”

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ok I better change it

ass I cant change it

Have you considered adopting a healthy and balanced diet you can sustain permanently AND exercising regularly?

Nah, liposuction goes slooorp.

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nope, like the loyal Soviet proletariat I am, I shall remain hungry for the greater good of the socialist people

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Just don’t eat, you save money on food and it can be painful. Win-win!

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Idk, I put starve myself but I don’t even do that, I just never end up getting fat.

Vik, do you need to talk? Why is pain a “win” to you? I’m genuinely concerned, having read this.

I’m probably fine or something, its just nice

I vote the one I don’t do bc I know it ain’t healthy (how I do it)

uhm
I mean I know masochism is a thing, but unless it’s that, I am genuinely concerned about you.

You shouldn’t really be concerned, you probably have a lot more important things to worry about than me-

…I’m not getting through to you, even though it’s genuine concern, because the way you’re acting is just making me suspicious that there’s something you need to talk about. I’ll stop worrying about it, then.

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Sorry, have a lovely day

holy shit
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sell your organs, obviously
loses weight and gives fat wads of cash

The fattest kidneys only scrub off 1.5 pounds