my mind struggles to remember
one time i googled “fat ass” on the family computer and showed my parents
i was a fucking idiot (i was like 9 btw)
I had my toenails painted red when I was really little for some reason
I used to act like a wolf at recess
I kept stealing legos from kids club at elementary school
Acting like I had a girlfriend at one point
Drawing the lenny face everywhere since I didn’t know what it meant
Telling my brother swear words
There’s a lot more embarrasing things in my childhood but those ones I can recall quickly
damn
never knew you were a woman
idk lmao, prob something nsfw…
what a baller
Dropped a metal lock on my toenail and broke it because I was taping the lock to a door and the tape couldn’t hold after a while
I remember one time on bloxburg I deleted all of the furniture in my house that took hours and moved in with a girl thinking I could permanently move in, I wasn’t very bright
same
Stealing a pistachio nut from a store, later returning it out of sheer guilt. Only thing I ever stole from anyone.
that reminds of when i accidentally stole a toy knight when i was 4
I wrote fuck you at the back of my kindergarten toy project thing since I didn’t know what it meant.
I was 5.
In fact I was so clueless that when my principal took me to her office I never even knew why or what happened and they never explained to me what happened so I just sat there until my mom came.
Live
Go on discord.
Dont worry you can’t get banned from discord if you say you WERE under 13 when you got it
1st grade: i threw a sandwich at someone
3rd grade: i screamed “What the fuck” in class when i couldnt understand a word while reading out loud (i thought “fuck” was a made-up word guessed wrong.)
4th grade. i wrote some wimpy kid fanfic (basically where greg is done with mannys bullshit)
6th grade: i drew a bunch of comics of this one kid destroying school
i suppose these things arent “weird” mostly just bad
I once was sitting on the couch with my mom. She lied down and I lied down too but I was on my face. My face was inches away from her girl parts and I have never gotten over how fricking akward that was ._.
I’ve stolen from a walmart and a gas station before. You don’t have to return that stuff. You just have to forget it and hope nobody caught you in the act
how old were u
ok then its a lot more wierd than if u were like 5 or 6