When water isn't wet:

Hey guys some dude had magma and shot it at the water making obsidian. I thought it was cool so I went to a non-obsidian pool and threw it in. I wanted to see what would happen if I threw him in the water but instead of splashing he broke something on the water and he isn’t responding. He’s also… Floating on the water? What do I do now

you turned him into jesus because of your actions. repent and your soul may be saved

I can’t
I’ve already gone too far with my WOM girlfriend
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See?
(That’s snow this was a joke)

AIght I did it but the dude still isn’t responding

i guess you lost faith.

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this is funnier than it needs to be

what the fuck

I haven’t lost faith
She just lost her virginity

what zephyr has his ________________why can’t he?

What the cinamon toast fck
That’s more than any taihen i have ever read

realization

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