Which analog horror world would you live in? [HORROR]

Also when I say which analog horror world you live in I’m saying like you’re permanently tied nearby or within that space and here I’ll give some and I’ll give a few examples, if you don’t know what they are look and up

I got this idea from watching a few analog horrors for fun :pray:

And personally I gotta say I’d be living in the backrooms even though that shit gonna make me crazy

Analog Horror list from what I know:

  • Mandela Catalogue
  • Vita Carnis
  • Backrooms
  • Woodlands National Park
  • Smile Tapes

Anyways you basically get it yep.
I didn’t wanna do “horror-movie” world because that just seems too sleeper
this also a shower thought zzz

cant you just not die by squaring tf up in mandela catalogue

Freest win ig
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mandela catalogue is a joke if you know that alternates literally cannot actually hurt you physically, only through mental attacks.

but if you’re pissed the fuck off and you’re ready to throw hands, then they are at your mercy…

Vita Carnis, the carni are gonna be cooked with my Molotov cocktails.

Though tbh I don’t feel like I want to constantly go beserk in order to square up against alternates so I think I’ll take my chances with woodlands national park.

like, literally all I need to do is just not visit the park lmfao

(or we go the hyper-violent route and just start destroying the forest with giant machines)

I find it funny how 3 of these can be solved by just not living in or going to x place

Good luck with the news buddy


You’ll be the park ranger gg

I had to write that down cuz I knew people could just be locked in one safe place :pray:
as long as you get destroyed mentally im good gg

-I get fired

-I start killing the forest via chemicals and fire

-I fund a deforestation effort

-the monsters are forced to watch as my legion of bulldozers coat the skies black with smog and their woodland homes are smashed to bits by my army of excavators

Do I cause massive environmental damage and kill the lives of millions of innocent creatures? yes.

Did I beat the analog horror? yes.

ok but just don’t get bit by a cave critter during that or hit by a 45 foot tall crypt
or else you’ll end up infecting the world
zzz

Vita Carnis. The Eat :yum:

that’s what the smog is for.

suffocate them bastards with pollution.

I also can just plant dyanmite around and have organized explosions to kill anything underground.

I am literally going to bring hell to this forest.

moral of the story, you can’t fight fire with fire, but you can beat evil, by being a bigger and even worse evil.

considering these worlds are already basically ruined due to analog horror type shit, I don’t feel as bad since I’m honestly probably just doing a service.

I mean, for the smile tapes, if I manage to get me some molotoves I’d be good, then I just need to either survive until the quarantine is done or open myself a way out of the place with fire.
Otherwise yea, Mandela catalogue and we square up with the entities of the night.

do alternates even exist outside of mandela county? like whats stopping me from taking a car and leaving lol

Global warming a worse evil than crpytid beasts confirmed!!

Mandela Catalogue, considering what has been previously mentioned.
I would fucking hate anything else since you can’t feasibly survive those.

Also, if ANYBODY says they’d pick Gemini Home Entertainment, you do NOT know what you are DOING.

I mean yea

where the cryptids gonna live if I destroy their cursed woods? exactly.

is there like an analog horror where the horror is the fact you have to work a 9 - 5 job
I think I would live in that kind of analog horror reality

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