Which boss cheats the most/is the most unfair?

I’m not asking which boss is the hardest (Cuz it’s easily Calvus)

I’m asking which boss’s attacks are unusual. Attacks that don’t behave normally, absurd movement, healing, massive range, etc.

argos that bumass is using beast instinct on a sword

fuckin exploiter

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well maria, she goes invincible when she feels like it

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Obviously Captain Maria. She can literally go invincible on command with no downside, the only reason she can’t massacre everything in her path is because she squanders her powers and only stands in six spots at a time in any given battle.
She can also not just perform spells using water, but manipulate water itself.

She also completely refills her health bar in an instant at one point.

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Maria for SURE

I’ve come to make an announcement: Captain Maria is a bitch ass motherfucker, she just gives herself I-Frames. That’s right, she has two moves that give her I-Frames with little window to punish. And people said - actually, no clue on the general opinion regarding her. It’s still absolute bullshit, especially alongside her nearly 100% hit-rate gun m1s. Same with her water tentacle attack, it covers half the damn boat and lasts for like 10 seconds.

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Holy shit, y’all reeeaaally hate maria

Oh and she also has that one attack where she has her invincibility aura but isn’t actually invincible, like wtf.

Maria. She has that whole invulnerability bs :skull:

Maria
And phase 3 Argos
But mostly Maria

Maria, why does this random bum-ass water conjurer get the ability to become completely invincible?

Oh yeah rq, did I tell y’all the story of how Calvus attacked me during his 2nd phase cutscene?

Maria, Captain of i-frames

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Corsair Cheater

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+1 maria

if we’re talking pre-maria, then ellius was the bane of every new player’s existence

You don’t even need to ask this question when you can go ingame and realize no boss can cheat as much as Maria.
She’s invincible for over half the time you fight her, and if your unlucky, she’ll just stay invincible till she kills you or you give up. (it’s happened to me once, she genuinely did this attack loop: tentacles, aura, flying phoenix + gunshot, gunshot dash, repeat.)

maria. next question.

Calvus and Shura can fucking teleport
exploiter ahh bosses

I assume most people saying maria are answering the “most unfair” part and not “cheats the most” because while becoming invincible for periods of time is unfair, she is supposed to be able to do that.
The biggest cheater is argos simply because he does something he isn’t supposed to be able to do, which is do two different attacks at the same time, resulting in him being able to continue launching ranged attacks at you while also being unable to be hit due to using beast instinct.

calvus does that too